water of life = vodka
Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75
Benjamin Franklin (via evolutional)
how do dogs go down stairs on all fours that shit is terrifying
i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom
That’s a prison cell
In prison your food gets cooked for you as well.
I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.
you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?
oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?
Me saving my grades at the end of a term
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