A tongue has no bones but it can break a heart.

Ed Sheeran (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

lmfao this is so bad

(via vaginageorge)

thatfunnyblog:

BURN.

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY

TURNT THE FUCK UP

metaknighty:

surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

image

lameboob:

lameboob:

lameboob:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke