*accidentally showers for 5 hours*
one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris
when someone accidentally spoils your favourite tv show and then tries to apologise
Space saving furniture
jesus these would be fantastic for us. Like. there’s a limit on how much stuff we’re allowed to have/allowed to keep/will allowed to be moved whenever we’re re-assigned anywhere. A friend of mine has to get rid of 40% of their household goods in the next month.
These things would be so useful in keeping down the weight limit, oh man.
Scott disick is my favorite kardashian
"I’ve been fixing watches in this chair for almost sixty years. It required a lot more skill in the old days. Now I pretty much just replace batteries."