iceages:

water of life = vodka

Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75

Benjamin Franklin (via evolutional)

michaxl:

how do dogs go down stairs on all fours that shit is terrifying

thefourteenthdoctor:

1dfangirlpreferences:

thefourteenthdoctor:

zeustreats:

jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

jameenicolee:

ishiphartbigwaytoomuch:

mydrunkkitchen:

a-weapon-of-mass-seduction:

#hannah is not amused

I probably want snax

Jesus Hannah, if you wanted to eat something Grace was right there…

Reblogging again for that comment.

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

silly-luv:

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